To begin with, This is a real life experience which has been written purely for entertainment purpose ... not for critiques ... but for the sole purpose to amuse the writer himself... Mind it :) (Attitude smile)!!! So please leave your expectations at your doorstep and come without any of them as this experience might not meet your expectation ... this might neither have glamour nor grammar ...might neither be spicy nor witty ... might not have X neither Y ...u can choose those x & y terms whatever u like them to be.. Whomever you wanted to relate them to.....It might be filled with grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes (it is very early morning, too lazy to correct them. Even if they are highlighted in red)..Blah blah blah...please bear till the end and yes if you want to provide reviews, comments or send some money to empathize, you can ...as you see I am humble [:D] and would always love to improve .... SO here it starts .......ready, 1 2 3 get go....